100 Greatest Guy Movies Ever Made (part 1, ranked) Slap Shot (1977) Why is this the ultimate Guy Movie? Because Paul Newman and the rest of the Charleston Chiefs. Horror A - CHORROR. A - CABBY. While in Africa on an archaeological dig, Dr. Garnet Williams. (William Marshall) finds a wooden vessel in a cave and opens it. Eshu, the demon god of sexuality (among. The films listed below have been cited by a variety of notable critics in varying media sources as being among the worst films ever made. Examples of such sources. The leading information resource for the entertainment industry. Find industry contacts & talent representation. Manage your photos, credits, & more. Meanwhile, in Louisville, Kentucky, Williams'. Emmett (Terry Carter; BROTHER. ON THE RUN - 1. 97. Abby (Carol Speed; DISCO. GODFATHER - 1. 97. Abby's mother Miranda (Juanita Moore; THE. MACK - 1. 97. 3, also with Carol Speed) are seen moving into a. It's not long. before the ultra- religious Abby begins experiencing floating objects. She. is raped in the shower by Eshu (we see subliminal flashes of Eshu. Abby begins to physically and mentally deteriorate (she. Emmett in. the nuts) and Emmett, at first, fears Abby is on drugs, but her. Cass Potter (Austin Stoker; HORROR. HIGH - 1. 97. 3), doesn't believe that is the problem. When Abby. rips her clothes off in front of two church members (Emmett says to. Williams, you. see, is also a priest and has performed exorcisms in the past. Emmett. puts his wife in the hospital, but all the tests find nothing wrong. Williams arrives in Louisville and. Abby, she runs out of the house and Emmett steals a. Abby ends up at a bar, where she kills. Cadillac and it fills up with smoke as she begins talking in her. Emmett and Cass catch up with her at the bar (she. Dr. Williams arrives. Abby/Ushu says to him, . Abby wakes up with no memory of what. Praise the Lord! While that. American International Pictures, who released this film. There have been more blatant rip- offs of THE EXORCIST. BEYOND THE DOOR. . Director William Girdler (ASYLUM. OF SATAN - 1. 97. GRIZZLY. - 1. 97. DAY OF THE ANIMALS. Philippines in 1. I never liked the term. William Marshall, fresh. BLACULA(1. 97. 2). SCREAM BLACULA SCREAM. Eshu. out of Abby's body. The exorcism at the bar is a sight to behold, as. Marshall spouts religious mumbo- jumbo, while Abby screams out. My favorites being, ! That's your nature! This is good, mindless fun that. The gray market DVD by. Cinefear Video looks to have been sourced from a beat- up 1. DVD extras. Definitely worth an investment. Also starring Charles. Kissinger (a regular Girdler player), Elliott Moffitt, Nathan Cook. Don Henderson and Bob Holt as the voice of the demon Eshu. American. International Pictures wanted to change the name to THE. BLACKORCIST before it's release, but saner heads prevailed. A Cinefear. Home Video Release. Rated R. ABERRATION. Amy Harding (Pamela Gidley) and her cat move into her parents' cabin. New Zealand forest. He tells her that all the. After finding her cat dead, Amy. Marshall find themselves trapped in her cabin by a blizzard and. These lizard- creatures can mutate at an alarming speed. They also spit out a venom which blind their victims. Amy is harboring a deep secret that. Absurd to the extreme, ABERRATION. Amy finds her cat dead (no feelings of remorse) or when she. I sure as hell. would not want to have her for a friend. Director Tim Boxell (CHASING. DESTINY - 2. 00. 0) offers some gore (bodies being eaten. Mc. Guyver- type surgery) but the lizards look so. Not the good kind. An. Artisan Entertainment Home Video Release. Rated R. THE. ABOMINATION (1. What. an apt title for this horrible ultra- low budget made for video clunker! The tumor. escapes from the trash and crawls under her son's (Scott Davis) bed. Mom thinks is the Whore of Babylon!). He. even brings the creature to the office of Brother Fogg, hiding it in. Fogg's toilet waiting for Fogg to take the last crap of his life. When the creature gets too big to carry around. Davis' kitchen cabinets wating for him to feed it the. When Davis falls in. Davis to kill her. Will Davis kill her or destroy the. See if you can stay awake to find out. The very bloody. effects are the only reason to sit through this catastrophe. Fortunately, this film shows. Davis. has a succession of nightmare flashbacks, so you don't have to watch. Wasn't that a nice thing to do? Director Max Raven. Bret. Mc. Cormick) also made OZONE. ATTACK OF THE REDNECK MUTANTS. Donna Michele Releasing has a slew. Also starring Jude Johnson, Blue. Thompson, Brad Mc. Cormick and Suzy Meyer. A Donna Michele Home Video. Release. Also available on limited. VHS by boutique label Massacre. Video (It is in very limited supply and sold out by the time you. Bay scam to charge ridiculous. Unrated. AGAINST. THE DARK (2. 00. 9) - Although. Steven Seagal's first foray into horror territory, the sad. Romania DTV. effort where Seagal has minimal screen time and he couldn't be. Seagal. is doing this strictly for the money and can't be bothered with such. DTV flicks). Instead of battling. Japanese criminals or smarmy. Seagal and his squad of commandos square- off. Seagal. portrays Tao (The Tao Of Steve? Sorry about that.), the leader of a. Those who die are the. Tao and a small group of Hunters. Dorothy (Jenna Harrison) and. Morgan (Danny Midwinter) lead a group of survivors through the. The rest of. the film is nothing but endless man vs. The. introduction of an insane doctor, who stalks the hospital and. The bloated. Seagal shows up about every fifteen minutes or so to slice- up a. Dorothy, Morgan and the hospital survivors. The direction, by first- timer Richard Crudo. Seagal's much- better PISTOL. WHIPPED . There's not much in the way. Seagal enters the operating room and unceremoniously blows the. BOURNE. IDENTITY!) and the acting non- existent (Seagal, who is also. Producers, seems to let his painted- on hair do most. If Seagal looks so bored and. DTV efforts, why should we continue to. There's plenty of splashy gore, which includes lots of. But, if your idea of a good. Romanian extras being. I would advise that you avoid AGAINST. THE DARK. Also starring Tanaoi Reed (a stunt double for. Dwayne . A Sony Pictures Home Entertainment. DVD Release. Rated R. ALBINO. FARM (2. 00. Being born, bred and. Northern New Jersey hills, I know a thing or two. Not only did an albino family live on the same street. I spent my entire childhood (My father outright banned me from. Even as a child, that didn't sit. But that's another story for another time..). Albino Village, a town. The story was bullshit, of course, but it was a fun way to. Don't get me started on Jackson Whites. Google. the term if you have never heard of them.). Now I hope we are all. Jackson Whites) are no. Which brings us to ALBINO. FARM. Like the Albino Village of my childhood, the title. Ozark Mountains, a place not only. The adjoining town to the title location is named Shiloh and. The. four Gen- X'ers, Stacey (Tammin Sursok), Brian (Nick Richey; WELCOME. TO THE JUNGLE - 2. Melody (Alicia Lagano) and Sanjay. Sunkrish Bala), crack redneck jokes and buy a tire from a local. Jeremiah (Duane Whitaker; TRAILER. PARK OF TERROR - 2. Instead of taking his advice (and not wondering why. Jeremiah has a pile of perfectly good tires on rims in his backyard). Caleb (Richard. Christy) mentions the Albino Farm. They go about interviewing the. This is not going to be a pleasant night for the outsiders. Until. then, it's a fairly creepy, if generic, foray into the absurd, as our. Indian actor Sunkrish Bala portray one of the stupid outsiders, but. Shiloh and its deformed citizens. First- time feature. Sean Mc. Ewen and Joe. Anderson offer plenty of atmosphere, freakish makeups, including a. Another major distraction is the. Not only is this camera effect headache- inducing. Add to that an ending a blind man could spot. Missouri) that is much less. Also starring. Kevin Spirtas, Paul Ford and Joicie Appell. An MTI. Home Video DVD Release. Rated R. ALIEN. Holy crap! This Italian horror flick is a chore to sit through. The. first half of this film is so slow and mundane, if I were. I would be praying for sunrise. While waiting for the. Thelma. Joyce (Belinda Mayne) is being interviewed on a TV talk show when she. Her boyfriend Roy. Marc Bodin) comes rushing out and explains that Thelma is psychic. Rather than worry about her. Thelma and Roy go bowling (!) with friends. After bowling. Thelma has another vision at the beach, just before a little girl has. Thelma and. her friends (which includes future director Michele Soavi . After. rappelling deep into the cave for what seems like half a lifetime. Bert brings his typewriter with. The. next morning, they all go exploring and the blue rock that Thelma. Something looking like a piece of raw liver leaps. Jill, but only Thelma. After what seems like another half a lifetime of rescuing Jill. I could have gotten a shave and a haircut and not. Jill's eyesocket. The first guy is. Bert and girlfriend Maureen. Judy Perrin) are next to die, as the alien. Thelma seems to have some psychic link to the. And it gets bigger after every. And it can possess people. And it can program a VCR (OK, I made. Thelma and Roy escapes the caves only to find out. Earth. After a. nasty meeting with an alien back at the bowling alley, you better. Filled with scenes of. ALIEN. 2 (also known as ALIEN TERROR). Belinda Mayne (WHITE. FIRE - 1. 98. 4) does nothing but look confused, scream and run. I was doing when watching this (including the naked part). The. gore scenes are nasty, but there is no way I would ever recommend. The only. differences were the opening credits and the Spanish version has five. The gore is the same in both. There's. supposedly a 1. Flush it, now! The only. Also starring Robert Barrese. Benny Aldrich, Don Parkinson and Claudio Falanga. Too bad the film is a turd but, man, is it now. ALIEN. 5. 1 (2. 00. Here are the three. It's released by York Entertainment. It . The local sheriff (Sean. Galuszka) is helped by Dr. Cleo Browning (Phoebe Falconer), a. X- 9 and is working undercover for the. Fish & Game agent. Psycho Billy (Chase Hoyt), a circus. Evelda. (Fleiss), look to capture the X- 9 and make it part of their freak. Also searching for the creature are a pair of horny. Guess who. gets killed first? With the pro- animal duo out of the way, the. Cleo (who looks like a low- rent Traci Lords) become. Cleo tells the sheriff who she really is (the X- 9. The creature captures snaggle- toothed moonshiner Cletus. Matthew Christopher) and feeds him to a baby X- 9! The Amityville Horror (2. IMDb. Edit. In December 1. George and Kathy Lutz along with their three children move into an elegant Long Island house. What they don't know is that the house was the site of a horrific mass murder a year before. They decide to keep the house and attempt to keep the horror in the past, but are now haunted by a murderous presence. This is until, George starts to behave weirdly and their daughter, Chelsea starts to see people. What follows is 2. Based on the true story of George and Kathy Lutz, The Amityville Horror remains one of the most horrifying haunted house stories ever told - because it actually happened.
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